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Hilarious Signs Around The World

I don’t know about you guys, but funny signs and hilarious translations are some of my favourite things about travel.  Recently, I’ve found myself regretting not taking more photos of these things when I find them.  Luckily, the social media community had my back on this one.

A while ago, I reached out to a few different bloggers, instagrammers and facebookers asking for their favourite hilarious signs they’ve found while traveling.  Here’s what we came up with.  *Disclaimer – some of these signs are NSFW (Thanks Thailand.)*

 

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#1. “No Peeing On The Floor Directly In Front Of The Toilet” Ellwangen, Germany

(Photo by @adventuretoanywhere)

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#2. “Unattended Children Will Be Fertilised”  Cape Town, South Africa

(Photo by @inafricaandbeyond, inafricaandbeyond.com)

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#3. “WARNING: Blood-Thirsty Peacocks” St. Naum Monastery, Macedonia

(Photo by @thetravelators, thetravelators.com)

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#4. “CAUTION: Waiters Crossing” Hallstatt, Austria *They really were crossing, as their seating is on the other side of the street!*

(Photo by @travelwriticus, travelwriticus.com)

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#5. “ATTENTION: Emotionally Sensitive Grass” China 

(Photo by @caylesc)

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#6. “We Will Politely Shame And Fine You If Your Dog Shits Here” London, England

(Photo by Amanda via GirlsLOVETravel)

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#7. “No Blowjobs Allowed” Bangkok, Thailand 

(Photo by @rkh___)

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#8. “No Joy Allowed” Salzburg, Austria  These are literally my two favourite things in the world, both banned simultaneously.

(Photo by @adventuretoanywhere)

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#9. “No Food, Farting, Or Sex Allowed On The Train” Thailand  Heavy emphasis on the second one, please.

(Photo by Melissa via GirlsLOVETravel)

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#10. “No Photos Up Skirts, PLEASE” Korea

(Photo by Stephane via GirlsLOVETravel)

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#11. “No Flushing Your Responsibilities” Virgin Trains UK 

(Photo by Alice via GirlsLOVETravel)

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And Finally…

#12. “For the Love of GOD – NO DIVING.” Phuket, Thailand 

(Photo by @paigemaclennan)

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Have you ever found any hilarious signs while traveling?

Ashley Dempster is a twenty-something Canadian Travel and Adventure blogger based in Calgary, Canada. Her passions include good food, minimalist packing, running, music, and chasing down every opportunity for adventure.

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